"Yes Mark, it’s time for your enema. Put the phone down and takes those briefs off and come over my lap. You know you want the enema."
"Do you want another enema?"
"No, Keith, you’ve tried enough. You’re constipated and need an enema. Now come on and let me it to you."
"Let me just try some more,"
"No, that’s enough, a hot soapy enema will do the trick. Now get those clothes off while I prepare your enema."
"Can’t I just take a laxative?"
"Nope a hot soapy enema is what you need. Now you know that and besides, you like taking enemas."
Jared looks forward to his Saturdays. He is a responsible young man and gets his chores done in the morning so he can play in the afternoon. When done he heads inside and lets Dad know because then it’s enema time. Dad taught Jared the importance of a good BM and helps make sure by a weekly enema series. Jared likes the bonding and always wants to try something new as well as impress his Dad. Jared is particularly excited because Dad told him his enema was going to be with a new nozzle called a Bardex. It inflates inside you and helps you hold larger enemas. As he’s cutting the lawn, he thinks about the new nozzle and how he hopes he can beat his father by holding more enema - it’s a healthy competition between the boys.
Come on in here son. Your old man needs a little help. I guess it’s time for you to get even with me. Now don’t make it too soapy.
"OK pops, but you’re going to have to take and hold the whole bag, just like you make me."
"How much of that enema do I have to take?"
"The whole thing young man, now get those shorts off."
"You’re not going to give me a Fleet’s enema are you?"
"Yep, you need to be cleaned out."
"Can’t you give me a real enema, you know, a hot soapy bag enema? Those Fleets never work, besides, bag enemas are more enjoyable."